I've been up since
4:45am
and somehow I'm still
late for work
Date night:
8pm at Walmart.
Friday night,
front row seats.
Join us, as we hilariously redefine the language of modern messes.
Germs of Endearment
(jurms uhv en-deer-muhnt)
When your little loved one accidentally sneezes in your face and clothes
See all of the funny words
"Wonder how I got this miserable cold? Oh, that's right - saw germs of endearment last week…"
"My friend did not respond well to a sweet germs of endearment moment - may need to find a new sitter for date night!"
Carol Leifer
Carol Leifer enjoys making people laugh, whether it’s live, in person, in print or online. As an award-winning writer, author, comedian and mom, who has written for shows such as “Modern Family,” “Seinfeld” and “Saturday Night Live,” you could say it’s worked out pretty well for her. Her recent best-selling book is called “When You Lie About Your Age, The Terrorists Win.” She is collaborating with Clorox and others to help create a new language for modern messes.
See all of this author's funny words
Rate & Reviews
Get a Coupon
Write your own review of the new Clorox® Regular Bleach1, concentrated
Causes