"Grab me the thingy?"
Translation: I want you to get the necessary object (near or far) that relates to what I'm doing right now, please.
"Name, Name, Name — whatever your name is..."
Translation: I am so tired and/or hungry and/or angry and/or forgetful that I literally need to use every name I know to arrive at your name.
"I'd like ... some ... hold this!"
Translation: I don't know what I want yet, hold on to this for me while I quickly prevent our child(ren) from pulling heavy objects down on themselves.
"You said that you were going to do it or something. Remember?"
Translation: I don't want to do this, I'm going to see if I win a battle of forgetfulness and make you think you agreed to do it.
"Wait! We're going tomorrow, or the next day? It's Tuesday, right? We're supposed to be... Isn't there something? I could sweat there was something. Did we already say we'd go?"
Translation: We're not going.
"Do as I say, not as I said, because you're doing that."
Translation: I’m a grownup pretending to be an adult who has this whole child-rearing thing figured out.
"Your face will stay like that..."
Translation: You’ve ignored me every other time I’ve said something so now I have to come up with some illogical, improbable reason for that thing to stop. Now.
"Please, I neeeeeeeed this."
Translation: If I don't have this, one or both of us will be dead tomorrow.
Translation: How could you possibly accuse me of that thing that I very likely did.
Translation: Everything is going to change. Again. Enjoy!