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Achoocident (aka Nice to Meet Spew)Air-traffic ControlAnd Bingo Was His Stain-OAnti-accidents ApocolipstickB'Oh (aka Harmpits)Bad-et (aka Splashback)Bait 'n' SniffBallpoint When?Bikram CreepumBleachable Moment of TruthBlubbleBoard-‘oeuvresBoogie on DownCanis Cleanis (aka Fur Facial)Car-postingCarpal FunnelCarsick-ickCham-PainChia MatChristmess Clean (s)WeepCling-onConquering HeroCorn PowderedCraps TableCrud CozieCrumb, da-dum-dum-dahD.I.WHYYY?De-IcingDiamonds in the YuckDiapo-hazardDis'stainDisastro-turfDiss RagDon’t Ask, Don’t Smell (aka Statute of Spillatations)Doomvet (aka Uncomforter)Dumpster divingDust CrustEW De ToiletEw-PhoneFail PolishFajita Cleata  Fashion faux-biaFaucet FaceFido FilmFloormét Dining (aka Left Unders)Fon-Don’tFoopForrest ClumpFowl TerritoryFrench Terry DipFridge-a-mortisGerm Squirm (aka Loo Lieu)Germ-inationGerms of EndearmentGloopyGoing Instain, or Temporary InstainityGoop SnoopGrab Gag (aka Mano a Vomo)Grace InvadersGravelLanche GrueslimeHand, Shoe in MouthHappy Birthday to GooHeave-helloHippo-snotamousHippocratic Oaf (aka Germpocracy)Hot Fudge MondayHover Crap (aka Squat Shot)Hunting and GatheringImPAWSibleIn-car-ceratedInsect-insideJalopeeJersey ShineKetchoopsKnot Mannered (aka Nap-tie)Lady in RedLaundreekLeftover RouletteLick Service (aka Spitsicle)Lint-cidentLunch al deskoMat-o-CatMeat BeatsMessissippi CupMetro ManiMine-stainy SoupMinterventionMoldioMoo Goo Gai PainNacho WheezeNamaste-here anymoreNew Years Skeeve Ninja-romaNostraharmus Obsessive Compulsive Before-I-OrderOdorcadeOh-Sol-Me-atoOhmmm-RomaOnion BlipPee eww! (aka Stale Trail)PetrifriesPine Sol-edPolka Dotty PottyPoo-jay'dPoo-namiPoop-edo (aka Tubtanic)Poopcasso (aka Defec-art)PoopocalypsePopcornundrumPortaPanty Public Trans-ick (aka Tush Hour)Pup-cidentPurllowRanch GuessingRear End DerisionRefrige-laterResidoodoo (aka Unfresh Step)Ring of ThronesSasplotch (aka Prints of Darkness)SchmookScummy GummiesSecret GardenShedder CheeseShmerealShoopShoulder to dry onSlobby KnobbySmear CampaignSMELLdoradoSmughSmush KebabSnotMistSnoysSoap SlushSpaghetti Slurp SlopSpill the Beans (aka Splotchalatte)Spill'sieSpillatesSpillmanellaSpit-shine (aka Spittin Image)Splatteral damageStall CrawlSticky ClickerStove-flopSucker YuckerSzechuan DoodlesTakeout WearTeriyucky The Mad SplatterThe MudslideTip-Elo HoneyTiss-cubedToilet MissueToilet TreesTraining-TredsTriple SprayTub GoatTub MudTuppermoatTureen WreckTxture Up the BackUrindropolisUrine LuckUrinfamousVeggie WedgieWash 'n' MoldWhat the Flu?Wine & JeezWonder mark
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corn powdered
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(kawrn pow-derd)
The dust left on one’s face after inhaling a tub of popcorn at the movies. chalk arrow
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"You would think that I was corn powdered by the amount of popcorn residue on my chin."
"I became corn powdered before the previews were even over."
onion blip
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(uhn-yuhn blip)
Stain from eating potato chips and dip. chalk arrow
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"I've got onion blip on my shirt."
"I hope that this bleach gets out the onion blip."
residoodoo
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(rez-i-doo-doo)
Dog poop that is difficult to remove from shoe crevices. chalk arrow
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"Don't come into this kitchen until you clean up that residoodoo."
"Here, grab a Clorox wipe to clean off that residoodoo."
trickle treat
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(trik-uhl-treet)
The pee stain that runs down the side of a potty or toilet that results in a puddle on the floor. chalk arrow
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"My toddler is still learning and is constantly leaving us trickle treats."
"I spot a trickle treat. I guess we had another misfire."
b oh
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(bee-oh)
The sweat stains which blossom under shirt arms. chalk arrow
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"It must be summer. My b'oh is spreading."
"B'oh uh oh!"
chia mat
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(chee-uh mat)
When your bathroom mat starts to grow mold that looks like hair
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"I can't live with Jerry anymore, his Chia Mat scares away all our guests."
"I liked Jaime, until I went in her bathroom and stepped in her Chia Mat."
diss rag
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(dis rag)
The towel that you won't dry the dishes with because it looks too gross. chalk arrow
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"What is that funky smell? Oh, it's the diss rag."
"I'd rather let the bowl drip dry than abuse it with that diss rag."
shedder cheese
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(shed-der cheez)
Dog hair that has shed everywhere, even inside the dairy drawer of your fridge. chalk arrow
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Does anyone want a shedder cheese quesadilla?
You know it's time for a wipe-down when your drawer is covered in shedder cheese.
clean sweep
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(kleen sweep)
When you've spent hours cleaning expecting company… then they cancel at the last minute. chalk arrow
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"I guess that this clean (s)weep is just for me!"
"Well, at least I can enjoy this clean (s)weep!"
smear campaign
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(smeer kam-peyn)
Lipstick graffiti on your walls. chalk arrow
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"One swipe of the wipe will take care of this smear campaign."
"I need some help cleaning up this smear campaign."
odorcade
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(oh-ter-keyd)
When a minivan is so saturated with the stench of spilled milk and mildewy shin guards that the odor penetrates to the closest five cars in traffic. chalk arrow
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"Watch out! Here comes the odorcade."
"I can't wait until I am no longer the leader of the odorcade."
bleachable moment of truth
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(bleech-uh-bul moh-muhnt uhv trooth)
Whether to keep it (and bleach it) or toss it. chalk arrow
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"3 yr old socks = Bleachable Moment of Truth."
"While I am grateful for the pile of white baby hand-me-downs, this may be my Bleachable Moment of Truth."
lin cident
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(lin-si-duhnt)
When items fall onto the floor in a shared laundry room and become covered in lint. chalk arrow
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"I came here to clean these clothes, but instead we've had a little lint-cident."
"No, that's not my dirt. I've had a small lint-cident."
di why
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(de-i-why)
The sensation of regret felt immediately upon allowing your child to pour their own milk. chalk arrow
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"Oh, yes. I am crying over spilled milk. D. I. WHYY??"
"Looks like no cookies and milk for me! D.I. WHYY?"
dont ask dont smell
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(dohnt ahsk dohnt smel)
The policy for any mess that is discovered a month or more later. chalk arrow
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"Couch cushion crud from Christmas? Don't Ask, Don't Smell."
"Eeeew! How long have the gym clothes been in this bag? Don't Ask, Don't Smell."
mat o cat
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(mat-o-kat)
The fancy layer of cat fur that builds up on upholstery and carpets. chalk arrow
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"No, that is not a cashmere blanket. It's just my mat-o-cat."
"Don't sit there unless you want to be covered in mat-o-cat."
diamonds in the yuck
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(dahy-muhnds in thuh yuhk)
Finding inorganic items (e.g., coins, sand, paper napkin) in a poop-filled diaper. chalk arrow
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"Looks like someone has been on a treasure hunt judging by all of these diamonds in the yuck I've found."
"Her diaper was filled with diamonds in the yuck."
bikram creepum
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(bee-kruhm kreep-um)
A sweaty stranger who plops down next to you in yoga. chalk arrow
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"I had to move to the corner due to the bikram creepum."
"Step away, bikram creepum. 6 inches is too close for comfort."
and bingo was his stain o
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(and bing-oh wuhz hiz steyn-o)
Correctly identifying a mystery stain. chalk arrow
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" And, the answer is…chocolate! And Bingo Was His Stain-O "
"My favorite game is And Bingo Was His Stain-O "
fido film
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(fahy-doh film)
The brown layer of sludge that forms inside a dog bowl if it's not cleaned daily. chalk arrow
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"Those pet bowls need to take a dip in the sink to get rid of that Fido film."
"Our dog's dinner always comes with a side of Fido film."