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Achoocident (aka Nice to Meet Spew)Air-traffic ControlAnd Bingo Was His Stain-OAnti-accidents ApocolipstickB'Oh (aka Harmpits)Bad-et (aka Splashback)Bait 'n' SniffBallpoint When?Bikram CreepumBleachable Moment of TruthBlubbleBoard-‘oeuvresBoogie on DownCanis Cleanis (aka Fur Facial)Car-postingCarpal FunnelCarsick-ickCham-PainChia MatChristmess Clean (s)WeepCling-onConquering HeroCorn PowderedCraps TableCrud CozieCrumb, da-dum-dum-dahD.I.WHYYY?De-IcingDiamonds in the YuckDiapo-hazardDis'stainDisastro-turfDiss RagDon’t Ask, Don’t Smell (aka Statute of Spillatations)Doomvet (aka Uncomforter)Dumpster divingDust CrustEW De ToiletEw-PhoneFail PolishFajita Cleata  Fashion faux-biaFaucet FaceFido FilmFloormét Dining (aka Left Unders)Fon-Don’tFoopForrest ClumpFowl TerritoryFrench Terry DipFridge-a-mortisGerm Squirm (aka Loo Lieu)Germ-inationGerms of EndearmentGloopyGoing Instain, or Temporary InstainityGoop SnoopGrab Gag (aka Mano a Vomo)Grace InvadersGravelLanche GrueslimeHand, Shoe in MouthHappy Birthday to GooHeave-helloHippo-snotamousHippocratic Oaf (aka Germpocracy)Hot Fudge MondayHover Crap (aka Squat Shot)Hunting and GatheringImPAWSibleIn-car-ceratedInsect-insideJalopeeJersey ShineKetchoopsKnot Mannered (aka Nap-tie)Lady in RedLaundreekLeftover RouletteLick Service (aka Spitsicle)Lint-cidentLunch al deskoMat-o-CatMeat BeatsMessissippi CupMetro ManiMine-stainy SoupMinterventionMoldioMoo Goo Gai PainNacho WheezeNamaste-here anymoreNew Years Skeeve Ninja-romaNostraharmus Obsessive Compulsive Before-I-OrderOdorcadeOh-Sol-Me-atoOhmmm-RomaOnion BlipPee eww! (aka Stale Trail)PetrifriesPine Sol-edPolka Dotty PottyPoo-jay'dPoo-namiPoop-edo (aka Tubtanic)Poopcasso (aka Defec-art)PoopocalypsePopcornundrumPortaPanty Public Trans-ick (aka Tush Hour)Pup-cidentPurllowRanch GuessingRear End DerisionRefrige-laterResidoodoo (aka Unfresh Step)Ring of ThronesSasplotch (aka Prints of Darkness)SchmookScummy GummiesSecret GardenShedder CheeseShmerealShoopShoulder to dry onSlobby KnobbySmear CampaignSMELLdoradoSmughSmush KebabSnotMistSnoysSoap SlushSpaghetti Slurp SlopSpill the Beans (aka Splotchalatte)Spill'sieSpillatesSpillmanellaSpit-shine (aka Spittin Image)Splatteral damageStall CrawlSticky ClickerStove-flopSucker YuckerSzechuan DoodlesTakeout WearTeriyucky The Mad SplatterThe MudslideTip-Elo HoneyTiss-cubedToilet MissueToilet TreesTraining-TredsTriple SprayTub GoatTub MudTuppermoatTureen WreckTxture Up the BackUrindropolisUrine LuckUrinfamousVeggie WedgieWash 'n' MoldWhat the Flu?Wine & JeezWonder mark
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grace invaders3
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(greys in-veyd-ers)
Houseguests who use your personal toiletry items. chalk arrow
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"My shampoo is gone. It must have been the weekend Grace Invaders."
"I love my sister, but she is a major Grace Invader."
bad et
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(bad-dey)
The flush that sprays back up and gives you a refreshing spritz. chalk arrow
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"Bad-et spray ruined my day."
"I need a shower after my time with the Bad-et."
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(suhk-er yuhk-er)
When a binky is covered in dried food and needs a serious cleanin'. chalk arrow
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"That sucker yucker needs a good scrubbing."
"Do not put that sucker yucker in your mouth."
tip elo honey
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(tip-el-oh huhn-ee)
When your toddler spills the honey bear after playing with it at the kitchen table. chalk arrow
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"No use crying over Tip-Elo Honey."
"The table is sticky -- Tip-Elo Honey must have been here."
ballpoint when
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(bawl-point when)
Ink stain that came at what point in your work day? chalk arrow
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"Smudge on my pocket. Ballpoint When?"
"Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Nice. Ballpoint When?"
canis cleanis
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(keyn-es kleen-us)
When Fido licks your toddler's face like it’s a lollipop. chalk arrow
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"Sauce on the chin calls for some Canis Cleanis."
"We don't need to wash your face tonight, you're all set after that Canis Cleanis."
fowl territory
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(foul ter-i-tawr-ee)
The week-old chicken wings found in the back of your fridge. chalk arrow
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"Be careful people. We have entered Fowl Territory."
"The fridge has become one big fowl territory."
popcornundrum
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(pop-kawrn kuh-nuhn-druhm)
Foolishly trusting the "popcorn" button on the microwave to properly toast your kernels, only to return to a charred bag of black crusts and a kitchen full of smoke. chalk arrow
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Pause the movie, we have a popcornundrum.
Is the kitchen on fire? No, it's just a popcornundrum.
craps table
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(kraps tey-buhl)
Betting there will be a disaster when you go to change your baby in the mall restroom. chalk arrow
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All bets are off. I am definitely not winning at this craps table.
Heading to the craps table. I'm gonna lose.
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(kawrn pow-derd)
The dust left on one’s face after inhaling a tub of popcorn at the movies. chalk arrow
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"You would think that I was corn powdered by the amount of popcorn residue on my chin."
"I became corn powdered before the previews were even over."
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(uhn-yuhn blip)
Stain from eating potato chips and dip. chalk arrow
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"I've got onion blip on my shirt."
"I hope that this bleach gets out the onion blip."
residoodoo
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(rez-i-doo-doo)
Dog poop that is difficult to remove from shoe crevices. chalk arrow
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"Don't come into this kitchen until you clean up that residoodoo."
"Here, grab a Clorox wipe to clean off that residoodoo."
trickle treat
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(trik-uhl-treet)
The pee stain that runs down the side of a potty or toilet that results in a puddle on the floor. chalk arrow
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"My toddler is still learning and is constantly leaving us trickle treats."
"I spot a trickle treat. I guess we had another misfire."
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(bee-oh)
The sweat stains which blossom under shirt arms. chalk arrow
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"It must be summer. My b'oh is spreading."
"B'oh uh oh!"
chia mat
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(chee-uh mat)
When your bathroom mat starts to grow mold that looks like hair
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"I can't live with Jerry anymore, his Chia Mat scares away all our guests."
"I liked Jaime, until I went in her bathroom and stepped in her Chia Mat."
diss rag
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(dis rag)
The towel that you won't dry the dishes with because it looks too gross. chalk arrow
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"What is that funky smell? Oh, it's the diss rag."
"I'd rather let the bowl drip dry than abuse it with that diss rag."
shedder cheese
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(shed-der cheez)
Dog hair that has shed everywhere, even inside the dairy drawer of your fridge. chalk arrow
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Does anyone want a shedder cheese quesadilla?
You know it's time for a wipe-down when your drawer is covered in shedder cheese.
clean sweep
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(kleen sweep)
When you've spent hours cleaning expecting company… then they cancel at the last minute. chalk arrow
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"I guess that this clean (s)weep is just for me!"
"Well, at least I can enjoy this clean (s)weep!"
smear campaign
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(smeer kam-peyn)
Lipstick graffiti on your walls. chalk arrow
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"One swipe of the wipe will take care of this smear campaign."
"I need some help cleaning up this smear campaign."
odorcade
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(oh-ter-keyd)
When a minivan is so saturated with the stench of spilled milk and mildewy shin guards that the odor penetrates to the closest five cars in traffic. chalk arrow
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"Watch out! Here comes the odorcade."
"I can't wait until I am no longer the leader of the odorcade."