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Achoocident (aka Nice to Meet Spew)Air-traffic ControlAnd Bingo Was His Stain-OAnti-accidents ApocolipstickB'Oh (aka Harmpits)Bad-et (aka Splashback)Bait 'n' SniffBallpoint When?Bikram CreepumBleachable Moment of TruthBlubbleBoard-‘oeuvresBoogie on DownCanis Cleanis (aka Fur Facial)Car-postingCarpal FunnelCarsick-ickCham-PainChia MatChristmess Clean (s)WeepCling-onConquering HeroCorn PowderedCraps TableCrud CozieCrumb, da-dum-dum-dahD.I.WHYYY?De-IcingDiamonds in the YuckDiapo-hazardDis'stainDisastro-turfDiss RagDon’t Ask, Don’t Smell (aka Statute of Spillatations)Doomvet (aka Uncomforter)Dumpster divingDust CrustEW De ToiletEw-PhoneFail PolishFajita Cleata  Fashion faux-biaFaucet FaceFido FilmFloormét Dining (aka Left Unders)Fon-Don’tFoopForrest ClumpFowl TerritoryFrench Terry DipFridge-a-mortisGerm Squirm (aka Loo Lieu)Germ-inationGerms of EndearmentGloopyGoing Instain, or Temporary InstainityGoop SnoopGrab Gag (aka Mano a Vomo)Grace InvadersGravelLanche GrueslimeHand, Shoe in MouthHappy Birthday to GooHeave-helloHippo-snotamousHippocratic Oaf (aka Germpocracy)Hot Fudge MondayHover Crap (aka Squat Shot)Hunting and GatheringImPAWSibleIn-car-ceratedInsect-insideJalopeeJersey ShineKetchoopsKnot Mannered (aka Nap-tie)Lady in RedLaundreekLeftover RouletteLick Service (aka Spitsicle)Lint-cidentLunch al deskoMat-o-CatMeat BeatsMessissippi CupMetro ManiMine-stainy SoupMinterventionMoldioMoo Goo Gai PainNacho WheezeNamaste-here anymoreNew Years Skeeve Ninja-romaNostraharmus Obsessive Compulsive Before-I-OrderOdorcadeOh-Sol-Me-atoOhmmm-RomaOnion BlipPee eww! (aka Stale Trail)PetrifriesPine Sol-edPolka Dotty PottyPoo-jay'dPoo-namiPoop-edo (aka Tubtanic)Poopcasso (aka Defec-art)PoopocalypsePopcornundrumPortaPanty Public Trans-ick (aka Tush Hour)Pup-cidentPurllowRanch GuessingRear End DerisionRefrige-laterResidoodoo (aka Unfresh Step)Ring of ThronesSasplotch (aka Prints of Darkness)SchmookScummy GummiesSecret GardenShedder CheeseShmerealShoopShoulder to dry onSlobby KnobbySmear CampaignSMELLdoradoSmughSmush KebabSnotMistSnoysSoap SlushSpaghetti Slurp SlopSpill the Beans (aka Splotchalatte)Spill'sieSpillatesSpillmanellaSpit-shine (aka Spittin Image)Splatteral damageStall CrawlSticky ClickerStove-flopSucker YuckerSzechuan DoodlesTakeout WearTeriyucky The Mad SplatterThe MudslideTip-Elo HoneyTiss-cubedToilet MissueToilet TreesTraining-TredsTriple SprayTub GoatTub MudTuppermoatTureen WreckTxture Up the BackUrindropolisUrine LuckUrinfamousVeggie WedgieWash 'n' MoldWhat the Flu?Wine & JeezWonder mark
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wiped out2
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(wahypd-out)
The clean wipe you use as a scoop to avoid touching the pile of dirty poop wipes. chalk arrow
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"I need a wipe's wipe to avoid the mess."
"This diaper mess is going to call for a wipe's wipe."
lipstick it to ya
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(lip-stik-it-to-ya)
The feeling you get when you see errant stains inside purses and makeup bags because the lipstick cap fell off. chalk arrow
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"It's time for a new purse after my bout with lipstick-it-to-ya."
"Nothing is going to clean up this lipstick-it-to-ya."
shoe dew2
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(shoo-doo)
When your shoes get wet and end up covered in mildew or mold. chalk arrow
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"Last season's rain boots are covered in shoe-dew."
"These boots have a lot of shoe-dew."
drippity doo dah
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(drip-id-dee doo dah)
The drips of stale water that collect in the bottom of the dirty toilet brush holder. chalk arrow
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"Mop needed, stat. I have drippity doo dah all over my bathroom floor."
"Don't step in that dippity doo dah."
two sie2
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(too-zee)
When the poop from the diaper gets on the one-sie. chalk arrow
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"We need extra wipes, we've got a two-sie."
"This onesie just turned into a two-sie."
jalopee
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(juh-lop-ee)
The leak from the baby’s diaper onto the car floor. chalk arrow
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"Time for some clean-up in this jalopee."
"My jalopee needs a scrub down."
shair spiration2
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(shair-spuh-rey-shuhn)
When sweat from a neighboring treadmill user sprays on you. chalk arrow
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"Thanks for the share-spiration."
"I just came for a workout, I don't need any of your share-spiration."
hippopotaMess
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(hip-uh-pot-uh-mes)
When the entire plate of food falls into your lap. chalk arrow
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"I am always the one with a hippopotaMess on my lap."
"Picnics are a sure way to have a hippopotaMess."
rush hour
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(ruhsh ou-er)
When kids spill their drinks across the table while rushing to catch the bus or ride. chalk arrow
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"The spills are courtesy of rush hour."
"There are so many messes during rush hour."
disPlaster
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(diz-plahs-derr)
When your child tries to imitate your wall plastering technique around the house with unknown substances. chalk arrow
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"Timmy is practicing his displaster skills."
"We have a little displaster on our hands."
oh no lato pee a
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(oh-no! law-toe-pee-uh)
When the three boys always miss the bowl in the bathroom. chalk arrow
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"Three boys means lots of OH no! Lato-pee-a "
"I just sat in OH no! Lato-pee-a"
auto de feh
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(aw-to day fay)
The instant stench that hits you when you crack open the car door. chalk arrow
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"I just got a big whiff of auto de feh."
"This auto de feh makes my drive home terrible."
beerzilla2
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(beer-zill-uh)
What the bride becomes after getting beer spilled on her wedding dress. chalk arrow
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"My cousin was a beerzilla at my wedding."
"Watch out, here comes Beerzilla!"
tempting fate2
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(temp-ting feyt)
When you wear white and therefore inevitably spill your entire lunch down your shirt. chalk arrow
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"I was tempting fate when I wore this white blouse."
"Tempting fate is wearing a white shirt to a BBQ."
juicy loosey2
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(joo-see loo-see)
Those inevitable spills from a juice box onto your child's first-day-at-school outfit. chalk arrow
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"Don't squeeze! You'll get juicy loosey all over your shirt."
"Don't worry, a little Clorox will take that juicy loosey right out."
cosplaterral damage
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(cole-splah-derr-uhl dam-ej)
The pee that accumulates on the far side of the bottom of the toilet where no one ever remembers to clean until it's too late. chalk arrow
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"I have two boys and they do their fair share of colsplatteral damage around here."
"We need some wipes to clean up that colsplatteral damage."
blunderwear
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(bluhn-der-where)
When it's a day past laundry day and you decide to rewear a "lightly worn" white shirt chalk arrow
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"I hope that my coworkers don't notice my blunderwear."
"Blunderwear. One of life's dirty little secrets."
bum nuggets2
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(buhm -nuhg-its)
Mysterious pieces of solid waste that can pop up anywhere n the home when raising a toddler. chalk arrow
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"No, those are not raisins. I think that we have some bum nuggets on the couch."
"Grab the wipes, I spot a few bum nuggets on the floor."
googies
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(gooh-geez)
The catch-all phrase for anything gross and gooey that collects in a corner. chalk arrow
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"This room is not clean, I still see some googies."
"That pile of googies has to go."
poopsi roll
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(poop-see rohl)
When your dog decides to roll in other dogs' poop. chalk arrow
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"Fido just got out and did a poopsie roll."
"Yuck! I think that the dog did a poopsie roll."